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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.



Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

artninja-mcrockviking:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

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barrymanilowswinternightmare:

i drew fanart for my favourite tv show the big bang theory
its so funny and nerdy just like me :)



bazing

incises:

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

i drew fanart for my favourite tv show the big bang theory

its so funny and nerdy just like me :)

bazing


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me: does 5 minute work out
me: expects drastic changes

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